If you’re a regular reader here you know I like my pie. Pie charts, that is. Apparently my readers like them too, so I’m serving a helping of straight snarky pie here every Sunday. These infographics are a brief visual summary of my weekly phone chats with a girlfriend. Feel free to chime in down in the comments. Nobody can dish like two midlife women. So grab a fork and join me for a quick slice o’ pie.
Phone chat topic this week:
Preparing For a First Date in Midlife
Takeaway:
It’s still all about the hair.
First-Date Prep Then vs. Now


Thank you to Jennifer at Still Bitchy After 60 for helping inspire this girlfriend conversation, with her post One Big Reason To Not Envy Men.
All images are my own. Feature photo by Taryn Elliot from Pexels Free Photo Library.
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Cooling gel ??
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It’s a thing!
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Ah I see. For hot flashes huh.
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Your second chart made me laugh so much 🙂
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Lol! So glad you liked it!😁
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What! You can buy undies with cooling gel! How did I not know this?
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I had to Google it. Of course, they have cooling “Snowball” undies for men — to keep their testicles cool for optimal sperm production. For us, there’s postpartum underwear with pockets for “V-cooling” frozen gel inserts. Not even close to “sexy,” but sounds good. 😁
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Yes creative license is important.
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I’m laughing – and a little thankful that I don’t ever go on dates at this age because I don’t have time to do any of that waxing and hair removal! 🙂
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I hear ya! 😁 Happy Sunday my friend ❤️
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The hairs grow everywhere except on your head 😂😂.
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Yes!! What is up with that?!
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Oh, how you make me laugh! 😂 🙏🏻
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😁 Happy Sunday, Michele!
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Thank you, Natalie! Wishing you a wonderful week. 😊
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Bahaha …. the cooling gel! Lolol
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😁🥵
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Cursing the magnified mirror – Agreed! Plucking those hairs seems to now be a more regular occurrence – Yikes! Ain’t getting older grand?
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Lol! Indeed it is 😁💜
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Thanks for the laugh – so true, so true. The cooling gel panties? That’s a new one for me!
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Glad you got a chuckle 😁. We need to launch sexy vibrating cooling gel panties, with remote control sensors 😉🥵
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